The Can

A great read while you are on the toilet or in prison. Or both.

This is my house and I have to defend it.

I have already watched all three Home Alone’s. I don’t waste time on the fourth.  It went straight to DVD.  I know most of you don’t even waste your time on the third, but I am emotionally tied to it and I love John Hughes. 

Home Alone Phrase of the day: Silver Tuna.  Def: Meaning better than all the rest; the prize. 

Example:


In Home Alone as Harry was driving along showing Marv the neighborhood he had checked out for houses to rob, they pulled out to the McCallister residence Harry: pointing to the McCallister house ”That’s the one, Marv, that’s the silver tuna.”
Marv: “Oh, it’s very gee.” 

 Oh how I love thee Home Alone’s.  Such a good moral message in each one.  In honor of Black Friday I had to watch:

This movie gets me pumped and ready to pepper spray when Black Friday comes around.  

I had originally written a whole Christmas blog about how everyone is forced to worship around the holidays whether they want to or not, but then I had to delete it because I had to go to work.  I didn’t know I had to work that day, I was taken off guard. I didn’t really have the energy to re-write it because it was kind of a one time thing full of emotions and sincerity.  So now you get this.  The movies I have seen so far and a list of my favorite Christmas albums.  

Not in any order.

1.  Christmas to Remember- Amy Grant

2.  Hanson- Snowed In

3. Barenaked for the Holidays- Barenaked Ladies

4.  Wintersong- Sarah McClachlan

5.  Songs for Christmas- Sufjan Stevens

6.  The O.C. Mix Three- The O.C. Soundtrack

7.  Christmas Collection- The Carpenters

8.  Merry Muffin- Various Artists

9.  The Hotel Cafe Presents- Various Artists

10.  If Bon Iver had a Chrismtas Album I’m sure I would be obsessed.

Most Hated Christmas Song:  Santa Baby.

I find it hard to relate to.  However, I am open to different versions that I don’t know about and maybe might like.  So if you know one, hit me up.  

Well time for a figgy pudding!

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